The Gossip Chronicles

Sunshine on a Rainy Day

Purplepuppy — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:06:33 GMT

I always make sure to wear something bright on cloudy days, so not EVERYTHING is so gloomy!

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Good Investment

Purplepuppy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:01:11 GMT

You can't really see them in this picture, I rarely buy shoes that are over $200, but these Frye boots are probably the best investment ever!

Rainy in Shorts

Purplepuppy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:09:16 GMT

I didn't know it was raining until I got out of work today. Paired my new blazer with my new shoes.

Oh Girl, No - Leighton Meester

Purplepuppy — Tue, 05 May 2009 12:06:21 GMT

Poor Gossip Girl Leighton - someone must have binged and gotten drunk on all the colors there is of paint and barfed on her.

Oh Girl, No - Tyra Banks

Purplepuppy — Tue, 05 May 2009 12:01:33 GMT

Top Model or not - it's never fashionable to have a pile of POO on your head.

Oh Girl, No - Madonna

Purplepuppy — Tue, 05 May 2009 11:48:59 GMT

Maybe Madonna is trying to be environmentally conscious but it really bother me that her outfit looks like it's constructed from paper. Paired with fingerless gloves and hooker thigh high boots it makes quite a disastrous outfit. And that THING on her head is either a huge scrunchie or a really badly folded paper crane which she decided to have in a different shade than the rest of her dress, if you may call it that.

Oh Girl, No - Beyonce

Purplepuppy — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:33:28 GMT

No, B! You did it again! What is UP with your concert costumes?! This looks like a Power Rangers costume! Introducing - the "Leopard Ranger!"

Oh Girl, No - Heidi Klum

Purplepuppy — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:30:29 GMT

One of the most notable supermodel/MILF Heidi Klum rocked a pair of sky high heels for a photo shoot. Seriously, the height on those shoes must be no shorter than her kids' height! All I gotta say is, DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME!

The Gorgeous Natalie Portman

Purplepuppy — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:47:02 GMT

My favorite at the Oscars!! Gorgeous!! Natalie Portman was head-turning at the Oscars in her bright pink Rodarte gown. Natalie can do no wrong in my eyes!

Oh Dude, No - Pete Wentz

Purplepuppy — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:57:30 GMT

Let's welcome our first male celebrity who made it onto this column. I had to change the name to Oh DUDE, No, so this one is special. Ashlee Simpson's baby daddy and Fall Out Boys' Pete Wentz wore dead animals on his feet while he grabbed a drink. I don't understand why ANYONE, let alone a DUDE, would wear these boots unless if they were trying to blend in with bears. Although Pete is not one want to blend in with anyone, given his perculiar fashion sense.

Oh Girl, No - Shenae Grimes

Purplepuppy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:41:04 GMT

Shenae Grimes of 90210 forgot her pants at home while she ran errands the other day. But nooo - she was not embarrassed by the least, judging by her smile to the paparazzi. Plaid button down with crazy graphic tights - ah, to be young and reckless - I just REALLY, REALLY hope didn't forget her underwear as well...

Oh Girl, No - Jessica Alba

Purplepuppy — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:52:38 GMT

I refuse to look at Jessica Alba unless she's in a bikini. At the premiere for My Bloody Valentine 3D, with her hair and makeup did, she might have gotten away with it if she was in her own pajamas, but her husband's? What kind of fashion statement is this? The "I can be sexy even if I wear men's pajamas" statement? I hope after this sleep over she'll realize most are only willing to view her body more than her performances, or fashion choices.

Oh Girl, No - Beyonce

Purplepuppy — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:47:26 GMT

Beyonce made it back on Oh Girl, No way too soon! What's gotten into her since B became Mrs. Jay-Z? Maybe it's only a misconception that rappers are into boobies and booties hanging out all over the place (refer to any rap video), because it sure ain't the case when it comes to their women. Beyonce is covered neck to toe in black, trying her best to pose to show off those curves. Unfortunately, even curves like hers can't carry off a witch costume like this one, I suggest adding a pointy hat and save it for Halloween next year, B.

Oh Girl, No - Blake Lively

Purplepuppy — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:46:19 GMT

You'd think with a body like that Blake Lively could look good in a potato sack. Not true, apparently. Why is she covering her legs! Why!? The mile long skirt covered her best asset - her perfect mile long legs! I guess she still spared her perfect boobs - still wasn't enough to save her outfit though!

Oh Girl, No - Beyonce KnowlesWhydo

Purplepuppy — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:48:52 GMT

Why do artists always wear crazy ass outfits at their concerts? I get that they should be extravagant and flamboyant, but Beyonce is definitely not her bootylicious self in this outfit. She's wearing some sort of armor. Unless if you're trying out for Mortal Kombat, this should not be seen other than Halloween. Bad call B, bad call.