The Gossip Chronicles

SJP Having Twins

Purplepuppy — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:43:17 GMT

...except...she isn't actually going to give birth to them. Sarah Jessica Parker and hubbie Matthew Broderick are expecting twin girls this summer through a surrogate mother, adding to their family of three with their son. They decided to use this method after years of trying to add to their family.

Really? Years of trying or wanting to have the advantage of not going through childbirth (because we all know what childbirth does to a woman's body...)? Another pair of twins in Hollywood! Sorry, but I can't stop thinking of little baby Carrie Bradshaws!

Chris Brown and Rhianna to Make Sweet Music?

Purplepuppy — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:40:03 GMT

I'm sure most of you have already heard about the reconciliation between wife beater Chris Brown and his victim girlfriend Rhianna. They supposedly had 'talked things out' after vacationing together. Then her family was against it, and Oprah spoke on on national television that 'he will do it again,' and blah blah blah. And somehow everything resulted in them working on a...DUET together. Rhianna described it as "emotional" relating to recent events.

Chris Brown must have hit her so hard she lost her mind. Not only are they back together, they're going to be working together professionally. He ruined his career, and she has to ruin hers too?

UPDATE: PHEW. These rumors were false and this duet doesn't exist. However, they do seem to be back together...

Baby Madden #2

Purplepuppy — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:54:57 GMT

Daddy Joel Madden happily announced that him and baby mama Nicole Richie are expecting their second child, only months after their firstborn Harlow had arrived. Congratulations to the couple! It must suck to have gotten back into her usual skinny-self but then have to do it all over again so soon...but then again she gets to eat for two -- beats only drinking venti sized Starbucks everyday in my opinion.

Rachel Bilson to Become Rachel Christensen

Purplepuppy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:27:21 GMT

Cutie pie and one of my favorite shows The O.C. alum Rachel Bilson has confirmed her engagement to her boo Hayden Christensen! She reportedly told a passenger on her flight that she was engaged - and if you're a celebrity, word travels faster than light. I was always meh about Rachel and Hayden together, since there was always hope that she and Adam Brody would get back together. I guess I'm just gonna have to go back to those O.C. DVDs to reminisce.

Owen Didn't Learn His Lesson

Purplepuppy — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:58:15 GMT

What's this? Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are back together? Does this guy ever learn? Don't get me wrong - Kate's a cute girl and all, but if she isn't the definition of serial dater then I don't know what is. Her ass's been ALL around town! Literally! That kid of hers is fo sho gonna have Papa issues. Can't blame him when he doesn't even know WHO to call Daddy right?

Love Hurts

Purplepuppy — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:17:12 GMT

Looks like being THE pop couple isn't all that its cracked up to be. Rihanna and Chris Brown cancelled their performances at the Grammy's after Chris Brown allegedly beat the shit out of Rihanna during a heated argument - with bruises, bite marks and all! They had just left Clive Davis's pre-Grammy's party, where they seemed to have been perfectly fine, I wonder what sprung SUCH a heated argument? What I think is the saddest is that Chris Brown had revealed in a previous interview prior to the event that he had grown up in a household where his dad beat his mom...why does this idiot have to screw up his future like this? My sympathy goes out to Rihanna...stay well, child!

Jonas Brothers Surprise First Daughters

Purplepuppy — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:37:08 GMT

How cute is this?? On their first night at the White House, first daughters Sasha and Malia were given the surprise that any tween would die for. A scavenger hunt was arranged for the girls and a couple of their friends to introduce the girls to their new home - and behind a closed door at the end of the hunt were the Jonas Brothers! They performed three acoustic songs and took pictures with the girls. Ah-the benefits you get when your daddy is the president of the United States.

Serena vs. Blair

Purplepuppy — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:38:38 GMT

Looks like Gossip Girls Blake Lively and Leighton Meester are competing even off screen. Serena aka Blake Lively scored the cover of Vogue while Blair aka Leighton Meester landed on the cover of Teen Vogue. Who wins?

Victoria Beckham Had to Do It Too

Purplepuppy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:48:59 GMT

Following in her ever-so-handsome husband's footsteps, Victoria Beckham came out with ads for Armani's intimate apparel. So what do we think? Does it have the same effect as David Beckham? Although I admit I think she looks good - there's something irritating about knowing that parts of her body are FAKE - but I guess it's also kind of comforting knowing they aren''t all that perfect.

Celebrity Baby Naming Game Continues with Seraphina

Purplepuppy — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:41:46 GMT

Seraphina Rose. That's the name Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner gave their second daughter. I really have no idea where this comes from or what this name means, but supposedly Seraphina's a flower? Are celebrities competing to see who can come up with the most random names? Their first child, Violet, was also given a name of a flower. True flower power! Congrats to the Afflecks!

Sweat Like Gwyneth and Madonna

Purplepuppy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:01:38 GMT

Celebrity-launched perfume? clothing? drinks? Nothin' we haven't heard there. But a celebrity-launched gym? Gwyneth Paltrow and her personal trainer Tracy Anderson are teaming up to launch a chain of gyms in Asia, Europe, and Australia (random combo). Tracy also trains material girl Madonna, so that is sure to create some buzzzz. Madonna is strong as a bull and has arms that no man can touch, but Gwyneth? She doesn't appear particularly toned or athletic - unless if the gym offers some kind of formula to staying slender like Gwyneth - I think I'm gonna pass.

Terence Howard

Purplepuppy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:49:06 GMT

Terence Howard is being replaced by Don Cheadle in Iron Man 2 as Jim Rhodes over disagreement in how much he should get paid. Word has it that he was getting paid more than Gwyneth Paltrow AND Robert Downey Jr. in the first one! No way! Why did they pay him that much? Either he's a good negotiator or Marvel Studios is stupid.

Iron Man 2 is set to release in May 2010.

Tragedy in the Hudson Family

Purplepuppy — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:54:45 GMT

Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother were found shot and killed at their Chicago home. A child was abducted from the scene, and was believed to be Jennifer's nephew. Damn, mother AND brother? This is so sad!! The bodies were found by Jennifer's cousin after neighbors heard gunshots. The killings were suspected to be related to domestic violence issues. Hope they catch the bastard soon.

Splitsville

Purplepuppy — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:21:28 GMT

Splitsville welcomes Madonna/Guy Ritchie and Tea Leoni/David Duchovny.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie announced that they are splitting and getting a divorce after their seven year marriage. Speculations about their marriage hitting rock bottom have been going on for months, and I was hoping this power couple would work it out, but the material girl didn't manage to prove the media wrong.

Another couple who announced their split was Tea Leoni and David Duchovny. David recently just completed rehab for his sex addiction. Man, from sex addiction rehab to divorce? They've been married since 1997 and have two kids. I guess recovering from sex addiction couldn't save their marriage!

Whitney Port is in The City

Purplepuppy — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:43:41 GMT

The Hills star Whitney Port has started shooting her own reality spinoff, The City. The show will document (but prob as fake as The Hills) her working life in New York working for Diane von Furstenberg. Let me get this straight - so The Hills was a spinoff of Laguna Beach, and now this show is a spinoff of The Hills. So wouldn't this be a spin-spinoff? Audrina appears to be also getting a spin-spinoff, but it looks like Whitney has a head start. Whitney's many facial expressions are better than Audria's...non-expressions and speechless-ness anyway. The City is set to air in early 2009.